crabfluxe:

today at work I tried to say “day” and then “night” and then “day” again and I ended up telling someone to “have a nice DIE”

NORMALLY I try to say HAVE A GREAT DAY and then when it turns evening I have to say HAVE A GREAT EVENING

but then the next day I come in I’m still stuck on EVENING so I say

“HAVE A GRADY DAY” because I’m super close to saying EVENING